Cash Earned: $1,000 and up

Respect Earned: 200

Unlocks: New Homie—Pierce Washington

Rewards: 3% Morningstar District Control—$37 per hour

Activity Objectives: Get to the goal in 3:00

Killer Gameshow

Welcome to “Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax!” A happy snuff film set where unwitting victims are set before the leader of the Saints, armed with guns, melee weapons of dubious nature, ridiculous mascot costumes, and an ever-shrinking will to live.

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You have to navigate the pseudo-maze arenas, evade flamethrower and electric barrier traps, and eliminate the mascots to make enough money to open the exit to each Genki arena.

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Signs pop up throughout the Genki sets and they can be shot for extra time, cash, or health (this last bit being especially important, as health regeneration is disabled in these activities!), as well as Unethical Panda signs that can cost you seconds on the clock, so check your fire.

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Headshots are a premium for these stages, as kills build up your combo meter, which increases your cash income. This can be difficult at first, as some of the mascot costumes hide the exact location of the head.

Master the Maze

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The first of the six Genki activities is a warm-up for things to come, but early on, when you have limited health and weaker weapons, this can be a challenge. You start off facing a fire trap, which has a long cooldown between bursts.

Clearing this and any other trap that is shut down gives you a $50 evade bonus. If you hit a trap, you lose your ability to get that bonus, and you are also slowed down significantly while you recover from being shocked or fried...